iPod vs Zune
Zune means genital? Not particularly clever, but mildly funny.
Add comment March 25th, 2007
I’m a Marvel and I’m a DC
This is a rant that makes a mundane comparison between comics and movies and isn’t funny.
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Mac Users are Mean
Well I’ll be danged, I’ve heard of business people who use Mac, but a Creative Director who uses a PC? Whenever PC people (mean, mean PC people) tell me “nobody uses Macs” I could always throw back, “well, nobody who isn’t creative,” but now I stand corrected. Now we can all see the “other side” where Macs are the majority and PC users are the poor picked-on ones. A creative director who does “Think Different,” er I mean doesn’t. Whady’a know!
(Ahhh, “holy wars”)
Related:
- Parodies
- The “Truth” About Switching
- Bill Gates Takes the Bait
- His Minions Don’t
Elsewhere:
- Religion
- Smart Aleck Comebacks for Anti-Mac Comments
- Will Shipley Sets it Down Straight.
- Blue Screen of Death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Spinning Beachball of Death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Bill Gates and Steve Jobs to Make Historic Joint Appearance.
Maybe we can all just get along.
Add comment March 17th, 2007
Rejected Mac Ads
Add comment March 15th, 2007
Shut the “F” up
Disclaimer: Rated R, but as rants go, this one is brilliant.
What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I … . They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument:
1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called “Mac fix it” exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:
-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe “S” key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can’t drag and drop!…
Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It’s not so much that I’m a PC loyalist. I’m not. It’s that I’m not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed (see above).
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