Shut the “F” up

March 8th, 2007

Disclaimer: Rated R, but as rants go, this one is brilliant.

What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I … . They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument:

1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called “Mac fix it” exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe “S” key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can’t drag and drop!

…
Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It’s not so much that I’m a PC loyalist. I’m not. It’s that I’m not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:

# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed (see above).

Originally
from Technorati Search for: apple AND parody

reBlogged

on Mar 8, 2007, 1:30AM

Originally from Technorati Search for: apple AND parody on March 8, 2007, 1:30am

Entry Filed under: All Parodies, Apple Parodies