Antigravitas - I'm a Mac now; thin and good looking, with a sense of style

Antigravitas - I'm a Mac now; thin and good looking, with a sense of style:

"Well, after being a PC (including the dumpy, funny-looking part) for years, I've made the switch. I'm a Mac now. The thing is, it didn't work quite like I hoped. I'm not suddenly young nor slim nor hip. I didn't sprout great hair. And, yes, my fashion sense still sucks. But I've got this cool looking computer with some really nice features!"