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Thursday, May 20, 2004

Ahhh Gwyneth, now I know why I like her. - Martin Rigby -

1. Apple Martin, (or is it Apple Paltrow?)

2. It is said that the sweetest sound to the human ear is the sound of your own name. (My name is Martin, just in case you didn't notice the by line)

3. She married Chris Martin. I almost married Christine Martin.

4. I like, OK, love Apple Computers.

5. Apple as a name--how Seinfeldian. That is a George Costanza name If I've ever heard one.

In spite of outpouring of criticism, I love the name. I secretly believe that the bad press will only serve to make little Apple more sympathetic. In the end, this name will not be stopped and her parents will be vindicated. I predict that within 5 years, Apple becomes the new Emma. Really.


Apple Martin, (or is it Apple Paltrow?) - Martin Rigby -

3 Comments:

Brad said...

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6:54 PM  
*Art said...

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2:23 AM  
*Art said...

Hey, Martin I'm checking your email funcionality the last time I posted a comment it bounced to my inbox.it was about you being faithful to apple computers and want to adopt the apple name I will not understand you until I get one my self by the way I like Gwynet. Apple coputers being better than PC. It must be truth I heard the same allegations before. Hope this fixture it's now working properly. Chau!

7:40 PM  

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